Larry David and Glenn Danzig

As it had been my plan for nearly a week, last night I went to my girlfriend's house to watch a television. On account that i don't have cable, I have to drive imponderable distances just to watch "Heroes". Last night was particularly interesting as i had the past four episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm to catch up on. Now, for anyone who is famililar with the show, CYE this season has been extremely strange. I would say it's been an amazing season but things aren't looking good for Larry David. Having being left by his wife, LD is on the mend and I actually find the whole thing kind of sad. That being said, watching two hours of that show sends some kind of misdirection to basic internalized coping mechanisms. In short, LD's decision making process begins to make sense. What is essentially a show about the lack of reasonible communication, Larry runs into a lot of problems that could be solved if he would slow down and choose his words properly. This has been an issue for LD for a long time and this problem with Cheryl is no exception. However, the one man who is never struggling for articulation is Glenn Danzig.

Aside from watching premium channel television, the bright shining star in the sky of my life this week is that maniaTV has provided me with the opportunity to see Danzig this Wednesday. If you're not famililar, Danzig totally kicks ass and he's twice the man that you are. If you're a woman, Danzig has probably already had sex with you. With so many uncertainities happening every moment, it's classic Danzig tracks like "Killer Wolf" and "Kiss the Skull" that keep our delicate emotional balance secure. Much like Matt Pike (this generation's Danzig in my opinion), Danzig wants to share a beer with everybody and he's not giving you a choice in the matter.

With that in mind, I believe that it is, in fact, Danzig that could really help Larry David out this season. I have totally lost what it was I was talking about. I honestly don't remember where i was going with this. Watch Comedy Show.