Modern American Innovation

Or maybe it's Japanese, I can't be sure. The US of A is almost certainly in competition with Japan for the right to own the most honorable title of Premiere Gadget Global Superpower. As i am not famililar with cultures of the east, other than their natural predisposition towards achievement and nintendos, I will focus on the most important monthly publication in this fair nation of ours- THE BROOKSTONE CATALOGUE.

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As the gift season approaches, you had better get ready to fill your hearts with great gift ideas from those most American of innovators: the Brookstone people. Follow me as I take you through a tour of the best of the best in modern American living.

Looking for all of the workout of horseback riding without the stable fees? We have your answer right here with the iGallop.

This time saving, money saving, space saving piece of outstanding exercise equipment will get you that Paul Revere body and you might be crying "The British are coming!" but fitness will already be right at your doorstep. With three speeds of pelvic gyration, you had better believe that your groin will thank you when you're done with this workout. Without hesitation, you must act on this opportunity of a lifetime. The "i" in "iGallop" implies health and is assurance that your $299 will go straight to your inner thighs. It's THE femoral work out for 2008.

Still can't get your iFix for this holiday season? Well take another look guy because you're checking out your ipod on a 9  ft television attached to your face.

You'll be the envy of the neighborhood with your Vuzix iWear Glasses for iPod. Take an afternoon, use your glasses in a hammock or on the road with the kids. Now you can watch your favorite episodes of hit television like Bionic Women and Chris Angle for just $349.95 plus cost of television program ($1.99 per episode) and iPod ($500). You try and buy a 9 ft. television and tell me the cost, I think you just might be in the market for iWear Glasses.

Now that you are in the business of time and space saving, might I suggest a little something to spice up the kitchen. Take a look at SmartShopper Grocery List Assistant. Its voice-recognition actually logs your shopping list as you shout it at the wall! This will make your shopping experience infiniately easier even with the grocery item "Are my keys in here?" appearing on the list eight times.

And to clean up, might I suggest the Cleanse Light? You heard right my friend! It's a light that cleans! The Cleanse Light eliminates up to 99.97% of certain fungus and bacteria; most likely the most dangerous of fungus and bacterias which can be eliminated by light. You don't want to miss out on this hot ticket item. Your family's health depends on it.

These are but a taste of the entire Brookstone Catalogue. Do yourself, and your family, a favor and get on that mailing list because i can promise you that this Christmas, you won't be sorry. Watch Comedy Show.