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Turtle's Worthless Cousin

Turtle's Worthless Cousin / Turtle

Turtle rants about his worthless cousin and how she treats her kids. Original Air Date: 11-09-07.


Trick Or Treat Rant

Trick Or Treat Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about Halloween, complete with costumes, candy, and chaos. Original air date 11-05-07.


Goth Rant

Goth Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about the goth culture and the hate in the goth kids' eyes. Original air date 10-02-07.


PC Gaming Rant

PC Gaming Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about playing video games on the computer and not on a console. Original air date 09-28-07.


Spanish Rant

Spanish Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about speaking English and not translating Spanish for you slackers. Orignal air date 09-25-07.



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PC Gaming...

Let me just clarify that I LOVE PC GAMES!!! Turtle is just a hater... he isn't any good at them so he doesn't like them. Thats just how he rolls... I...


Dominatrix by Gene Simmons

There is a world of comics out there. From tight suited superheroes down to the kinky stuff known as adult entertainment. I feel that Gene Simmons is...


Oban: Star Racers Vol. 1 & 2

Oban Star Racers is a bad ass cartoon. I know, in the world of digital animation it’s hard to say something like that. French meets Japanese in...


Turtle

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Turtle grew up in the center of the United States in Denver, CO. It is his home and he loves it. He hasn’t visited too many places and he likes...



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